“Contradiction of sinners.”

Contradictions are those impish little blighters, the jokers of the pack, that turn up in every discipline known to man. Live with them we must but not without poking and tweaking them and challenging their mischievous little myths.

 

Insults, criticisms and those not so funny put downs don’t affect me any more since my ego has told me I’m rubbish anyway. But, hey, I can live with that, I love my rubbish, and, to my advantage, my family, for the most, find it hilarious, laughing with me or at me it matters not. My psychiatrist is taking sick leave, her G.P has referred her to a psychiatrist. Ok, so I’ve just made the last bit up but the fact is I’m off the radar.

 

Contradictions are the result of on the one hand a poorly drafted text, and on the other hand the undiagnosed dyslexic or a lazy reader.

 

Punctuation marks are like traffic cones, often in the wrong place at the wrong time.

 

The problem of longevity is that the problems get worse. The human race is a perfect example.

 

A point of honesty (I don’t know why I bother, it seems to be out of vogue at the moment) I can honestly, with my hand on my heart, (now let’s see, which side is my heart? Oh yes, I’ve got it,) that I’ve never heard or seen these words written down. That’s not to say that some individual from the past, in the present and even the future, who, like me, have nothing better to do with their time than to write what appears to be the same things as I do, will not say the same things. All credit to the embroiderer of the tapestry of life.

 

I thank my wife, who takes down the dictation and my English student daughter, Chloe, who makes sure all the tenses are in the right place.

One thought on ““Contradiction of sinners.”

  1. barry

    Hi my dear friend,
    Brilliant new layout to your website which makes all the content much clearer
    Well done and best wishes to you and all the family
    Barry

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